Sunday, September 23, 2007

$50 A Story & A Side Of Pigeon Poop

Lori of A Cowboy's Wife fame is having a contest at her new blog Blogging With Cents. It is a cool contest in which you fill in the blanks to make a story. Mad Libs for adults.

Now for the story.....

The epiphany happened about a month ago in Wal-Mart of all places. I was rummaging through the clearance underwear when I realized my socks could be seen. You have probably had that experience before. I felt betrayed, and I knew that soon I would have to offer all of my pants on the altar to the fashion god's. I was a little worried about burning down the house though. But then, all of the sudden, I saw Stacy London and Clinton Kelly coming right towards me!! I remembered what a cowboy’s wife had told me. It was very important to breathe and not faint when you see famous people. Before I knew it, I was given the tools and tips to dress like a sexy stud. So you see, I really was a sexy stud all along, and I decided I just had to wear pink and thong underwear to prove it.

The End.

Here is your side dish......

I had a funny thought the other day while speaking with a friend. We were sitting in a park and I happened to glance up and see a statue with a few pigeons resting on it's head. You all have probably seen similar things many times. Given the nature of the conversation I thought that Some Days You’re The Pigeon Others The Statue. You just have to live your life and take things as they come. If you are having a pigeon day don't get to cocky because eventually you will have your statue day and if your nose is stuck high in the air you could drown when that pigeon poops. If you are the statue today, don't worry, trouble doesn't last always and you will have your pigeon time.


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2 comments:

Lori said...

HA!! Good story Cman...and thank you for entering!!

I like your poop philosphy too:)

Cmanlong said...

@lori

Thanks I had fun writing it and entering your contest.